Meanwhile, Ben & Jerry's have created a lesbian Virgin Mary "Don't Need No Man" themed peppermint ice cream, with all proceeds going to the causes of gay marriage, progressive taxation and anything the ACLU will do to irritate Christians this year. Many are silently protesting the bias against gay lifestyle by dropping tickets to The Nutcracker on Ice, featuring Mannheim Steamroller into the little red kettles. LGBT rights activists, however, are not particularly happy with this campaign. Meanwhile, twenty-five cents of every dollar to each organisation will go to setting up gay rehabilitation centers across the globe and other creative ways to wipe out same-sex yuckiness. Īs of this holiday season, ten cents of every dollar given to the Salvation Army goes to buying a chicken sandwich for the homeless, and vice versa, ten cents of every sandwich bought from Chick-fil-A goes to the Salvation Army. As long as there are empty bellies and incompatible naughties rubbing together, we won't stand bicuriously. During this festival of the birth of Christ, we are called to think of the less fortunate, as well as snub our noses toward those whose lifestyles God doesn't appreciate. We are proud to build this worldwide chicken army to declare war on famishment and faggotshmint.
The collaboration was announced Saturday on Chick-fil-A's website in a personal statement from president Dan Cathy: NOT HUNGARY - With the drawn-out election season over and the drawn-out Christmas season upon us, the Salvation Army has teamed up with fast food restaurant Chick-fil-A for a unified "Feed the Hungry Screw the Gays" charity campaign. It took awhile for Target to get rid of this guy.